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About two years ago, my folks went to Europe. They told me I could stay at or use their house if I wanted to while they were gone. (an offer I didn't take them up on) Anyway, while they were gone I sent them a series of emails, that from time to time get referenced by others.

Since I barely remember them, and my brother called one out yesterday I decided to look them up myself. And I thought I'd post them here over the next few days so that I can find them again someday if I need them.

So without anymore fanfare or explanation, here's the first message. Sent 6/20/05

Hi Dad-
OK- I'm totally confused by the time difference- I wanted to call you to wish you a happy fathers day, but I keep thinking about it too late in the day. So does this get partial credit?

Hope you are enjoying your trip so far, we had a great party last night at your house. Don't worry, we'll get the broken windows and furniture fixed before you get back. 

Do you know how to get women's undergarments out of the hot tub jets? I do now, I can pass the tip along. 

By the way I couldn't find the chlorine stuff you were talking about, but I figured that we spilled enough champagne, tequila and vodka to balance it out. 

I got a little nervous when the police came, but a few of the ladies persuaded them to let the party roll on. 

When I left for work this morning, everyone that I knew was out of the house... there were a few people still there, but since I didn't know them I assumed that you knew them and I didn't want to disturb them- they looked a little psychotic.

Anyway if you get this- feel free to give me a call anytime I'm not worried about losing sleep, I don't plan on doing much of that this week anyway, what with the whole gang coming back over tonight....

Happy Fathers Day-
Love,

T