He is really smart....

Further Proof that our president is the sharpest knife in the drawer, a burger and fries short of a happy meal, one shoe short of a pair.

You get the picture.

Now follow the link.

To do anything less would be un-American.

Gin Hahn,
T

Nappy headed ho's... An open letter

Dear C. Vivian Stringer,

Enough already! H-O-L-Y SHIT!!

Look Don Imus is an ass, I won't dispute that, I'll defend his right to make an ass out of himself, and I'll defend others rights to make asses out of themselves pointing out what an ass he is, but enough is enough.

As a coach, I am dismayed, frustrated, annoyed. Look C. Evert Crazy or whatever the hell your name is. Don Imus didn't steal your second place trophy. Don Imus didn't take the joy out of your victory. How dare you give him that power? What are you teaching your players? Let Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton say their stuff, but hold your head high, stay above it.

Didn't you go to coaching school? I know its your five minutes here, but you earned it on the court, lets talk about your amazing story.

You lost the first four games of your season. You had a team of misfits that bonded together over the course of the season to become something. You beat DUKE! You were frickin' Rocky Balboa of women's basketball. Talk about that. Shout about that.

I don't blame Don Imus. I blame you! When they asked you about what Don Imus said, you should have had one response. "Who's Don Imus?" "I didn't see her on the court." "She played hard, but today we were just a bit better."

Come on, didn't you see Bull Durham? If you want to make it in the bigs you got to know the lines and wear clean shower shoes.

Of course it hurts, if you let it. Your job is to teach your players lessons on and off the court. Play hard, have fun, love the game, love yourself, love your teammate. Ignore their trash talking. Stay above it. Hold your head high, you are a winner.

Losers blame others. Losers give away their power. Losers let others take them down. This isn't a statement about race in america, this is about an old, insignificant man trying to be funny. He wasn't. We move on. You can't give him the power. Now his words mean something.

Your reaction gave his words value. I hope your team learns that lesson from this.

And besides, you outshone the most important news of the week. We now have proof, without a doubt, that I am not Danilynn's father.

Gin Hahn,
T

Redemption

So you didn't like my last post?

Too bad. Lets see if this entertains you.

Anyone who has been subjected to the dreadfully awful Fergie hit "My Humps", just my get a kick out of this video.

My Humps (Fixed! Try it now)

When sang thoughtfully, the song almost makes sense... psych!

But you gotta love the irony.

Gin Hahn,
T

Amen Corner

As many of you know, this past weekend was The Masters, for me, as much as opening day of little league, it the true sign of spring and as they say - "Hope springs eternal, maybe this year I'll hit the links a few times."


On that front I offer you a special themed spin on one of the funniest written chapters in history. In Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer" he has a chapter named "101 Big Dick Jokes" in which he and his friends go back and forth with jokes that start "my dick is so big..."


I should make the same claim that Drew makes in that I'm really not that big or special, but the lines crack me up. Of course some of these will make you cringe and hopefully others will make your gut hurt. Feel free to add your own later. And they're better if you read them out loud. (Especially if you're a female)

So without further explanation, here are my (and a few from myICE)

Master's Edition: Big Dick Jokes

My dick is so big, Jim Nance interviewed it.
My dick is so big, it replaces it's own divots.
My dick is so big, it has a caddy.
My dick is so big, it tips in $100's.
My dick is so big, it has it's own green jacket.
My dick is so big, it has a non-alcaholic drink named after it.
... it does commercials for Pennzoil.
... its always "in the hunt" on Sunday.
... it has its own line of "head covers"
... it skips the Pro Am and Par 3 on Wednesday.
... it doesn't need a rake for the sand traps.
... its always longer than the ladies tee.
... even Tiger Woods likes to keep an eye on it.
... Tiger uses it to measure his drives.
... John Daly bet on it.
... it was 2 under on the back nine.
... it has a dogleg to the left.
Nick Faldo is broadcasting live from... my dick.
... hits a wedge 180 yards
... it has no short game.

The funny things is, I don't even know what half of these are supposed to mean.

Anyway, feel free to post your own big dick jokes...Masters edition.

Gin Hahn,
T

UPDATE! I remembered a few more....
My Dick is so big, it has endorsement deals with Cadillac and Nike.
My Dick is so big, it has its own golf cart.