Latest signs...

Here's one for all you conspiracy theorists that think any of these are signs that the end of the world is getting close.

Eathquake in China, Fires in Florida, Typhoon in M-something, Hillary doesn't know when to quit...

Fuck all that, the real sign that the end is near is this.

Seattle Seahawk stud linebacker Lofa Tatupu was arrested on suspicion of DUI. Whatever, he's a football player, happens all the time you say. Okay, how about this - he just signed a $42 million contract extension. Okay, he was celebrating.

He was driving a 2006 Hyundai.

The end is near.
T

Ed. note: I was obivously punch drunk, that was really funny to me at the time... now, not so much.