Friday, June 22, 2007

The week that was...

There is always so much going on, so much happening.

I've been riding my new ride and totally digging it. Don't worry- Tatoos are next. I'd say body piercing, but I already have that one...

Speaking of Prince Albert. I saw bits and pieces of the interview with the Royals. As they keep getting older, does anyone actually believe that they have the same father?

Father knows best. Sometimes. Dad, in case you are reading, you may actually be able to get a bike up that hill, but I couldn't sleep with myself if you died trying, so no bet. Sorry.

Sorry seems to be the hardest word, but I generally struggle more with "told you so" not really sure why that is.

Is there something in the air? I know I always complain that its been a long week, but this one felt like it was. And tonight is the first friday night in forever that I get to spend with my Ice, but she has girls only plans, which is cool, and I might meet up with them later, but honestly I'm kinda lost tonight. I rarely have nothing to do (okay, cutting the grass doesn't count-it'll be there tomorrow) and I never have no plans on a Friday night. Oh and don't feel sorry for me and invite me to entertain you, I'm just gonna chillax.

Hillary got funny, which is good, cause she really doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Kinda reminds me of one of my other favorite Comedy Roast Jokes... I'll modify it to Hillary for you. It goes something like she's so not funny that the only funny bone she's got is when mine is... I'll let you finish that one.

Speaking of Penny Marshalls Dick... (Penny Marshall, what were you thinking, I wouldn't fuck Penny Marshall with Penny Marshall's dick) Have you seen Jeff Ross's new show? Its the one with the impersonators- not sure what its called, all I can say is the impersonators suck but it gives the judges a chance to rip on them.

Which reminds me I heard a funny big dick joke, and you know how I love those...

You know how I make my dick 13 inches?
I fold it in half.

Gin Hahn,
T

Oh, I almost forgot about this...

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Celebutards be warned...

This little link was passed along by a faithful reader who mentioned that it may be blogworthy. You be the judge.

I say we modify this puppy a bit, instead of food, (obviously that wouldn't work.) place a little bit of whatever illegal substance is popular with Lindsey and Paris and watch the hilarity ensue.

Squirrel Catapult

Gin Hahn,
T