One Final Note to Mom and Dad...

There is another email out there somewhere, but I can't find it, so for now, we'll call this the last one.

I meant to email last night, however, it seems the "one phone call" policy doesn't include an email- and my lawyer said that since I already owed him so much money, maybe an overnight stay would do me some good.

I did make several new friends during my stay, they are all coming over tonight, which is good because your housekeeper was there yesterday, so we should have a nice spot to come home to. (These guys have such a good sense of humor- they all had these really ironic names like "Tiny", "Shorty", "Red"..."Killer"...)

I gotta tell you though, I'm getting real tired of rolling a keg up your driveway every night. 1-It's loud, and 2-those things are pretty heavy. You know, it would have been more considerate of you to live on the other side of the street- I guess you'll know for next time. Oh and I haven't meet the woman across the street yet, but they're a St. Johns family right? I forgot to tell you about how we we're checking out the mercedes and the parking brake slipped. The Car is fine, and I think that fixing the brickwork will be pretty simple, but I have to wait until the woman gets back from the hospital to get permission to fix it. Apparently she's kind of "uptight" and when the car came crashing in, well.... The medics said she would be fine once she gets out her stress induced catatonic state.

Anyway-I hope the bus ride isn't too hard on dad- I hear that they aren't air conditioned and since the greeks don't believe in deodorant, that could be one long ride.

XOXO

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From: T
Subject: Forty-Three
Date: June 24, 2005 8:18:22 PM PDT
To: Mom and Dad

That's how many people you can fit on the boat before the portholes are below the water level.

Just thought you should know,
T

Have you ever...

About two years ago, my folks went to Europe. They told me I could stay at or use their house if I wanted to while they were gone. (an offer I didn't take them up on) Anyway, while they were gone I sent them a series of emails, that from time to time get referenced by others.

Since I barely remember them, and my brother called one out yesterday I decided to look them up myself. And I thought I'd post them here over the next few days so that I can find them again someday if I need them.

So without anymore fanfare or explanation, here's the first message. Sent 6/20/05

Hi Dad-
OK- I'm totally confused by the time difference- I wanted to call you to wish you a happy fathers day, but I keep thinking about it too late in the day. So does this get partial credit?

Hope you are enjoying your trip so far, we had a great party last night at your house. Don't worry, we'll get the broken windows and furniture fixed before you get back. 

Do you know how to get women's undergarments out of the hot tub jets? I do now, I can pass the tip along. 

By the way I couldn't find the chlorine stuff you were talking about, but I figured that we spilled enough champagne, tequila and vodka to balance it out. 

I got a little nervous when the police came, but a few of the ladies persuaded them to let the party roll on. 

When I left for work this morning, everyone that I knew was out of the house... there were a few people still there, but since I didn't know them I assumed that you knew them and I didn't want to disturb them- they looked a little psychotic.

Anyway if you get this- feel free to give me a call anytime I'm not worried about losing sleep, I don't plan on doing much of that this week anyway, what with the whole gang coming back over tonight....

Happy Fathers Day-
Love,

T