Friday, June 29, 2007

Don't have your iPhone yet?

Neither do I - Actually still can't buy them for another 51 mins. here.

Anyway here are some takes on what we are missing.

Colberts iPhone review

Conan's iPhone Commercial

SNL's Steve Jobs Announcement

And a real review, that'll make you want to go get in line... if that's your thing.

David Pogue's actual review

Gin Hahn,
T

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

WTF???

My Ex wife is a crazy bitch!

Saying that helps me keep balance and prevents me from going off the edge.

She may have a sould mate though in the category of "crazy fat psycho people with little grasp on reality who are extremely hypocritical men haters"

Rosie's kid plays with guns

Gin Hahn,
T

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Bonds - Arod and the headcase

Okay- this is my one and only post where I'll even mention his name.

Barry Bonds is approaching Hank Aaron's record of 755 career home runs. That sucks. It's gonna take one hell of a steroided up asterisk in the record books for that puppy. On the bright side, A-rod will probably pass him in a few years, on the down side, A-rod will probably pass him in a few years. Sorry I just think Lame-rod is a bigger dick than I am.

With all the hub-bub this week around the Griffmaster coming back, I'm actually liking him again and forgetting what a self centered headcase he is. At least I always felt like he was trying to win games for the team, as opposed to our current centerfielder.

Did you know that 200,000 people (one-third the population of Seattle) attended last years gay pride festivities in Seattle? Man, that's gay.

Did you know that 1 out of every 150 people in King County is a lawyer? I'll let you insert your own joke here.

Jin Hahn,
T

37 Seconds in Paradise

So it turns out that the average reader of my blog stays for 37 seconds. When I write more often, that number goes up- but even when I haven't said anything new lately I still get an average of a 37 second stay, which means one of two things- A, you like what I said and will read it again, over and over - or B- my page takes 34 seconds to load and it takes you 3 seconds to figure out there is nothing new here.

Should I write longer posts? Will you stay long enough to read them? Do I care? Should I write, and read them back to see how long it takes and aim for a 37 second window? If I did, what would I assume about the reading level of my visitors? After all, I assume you are fairly well read, have at least a fourth grade education, and lets face it- I don't really write a t a much higher level than that.

Anyway, since I like making lists - here's a list of future entries that have been running around in my mind- maybe if I list them here I won't forget.

Best songwriting teams
Songs on my mindpod
Best rain songs
My latest love (She's gotta cold heart, but I can melt it)

Gin Hahn,
T