Amen Corner

As many of you know, this past weekend was The Masters, for me, as much as opening day of little league, it the true sign of spring and as they say - "Hope springs eternal, maybe this year I'll hit the links a few times."


On that front I offer you a special themed spin on one of the funniest written chapters in history. In Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer" he has a chapter named "101 Big Dick Jokes" in which he and his friends go back and forth with jokes that start "my dick is so big..."


I should make the same claim that Drew makes in that I'm really not that big or special, but the lines crack me up. Of course some of these will make you cringe and hopefully others will make your gut hurt. Feel free to add your own later. And they're better if you read them out loud. (Especially if you're a female)

So without further explanation, here are my (and a few from myICE)

Master's Edition: Big Dick Jokes

My dick is so big, Jim Nance interviewed it.
My dick is so big, it replaces it's own divots.
My dick is so big, it has a caddy.
My dick is so big, it tips in $100's.
My dick is so big, it has it's own green jacket.
My dick is so big, it has a non-alcaholic drink named after it.
... it does commercials for Pennzoil.
... its always "in the hunt" on Sunday.
... it has its own line of "head covers"
... it skips the Pro Am and Par 3 on Wednesday.
... it doesn't need a rake for the sand traps.
... its always longer than the ladies tee.
... even Tiger Woods likes to keep an eye on it.
... Tiger uses it to measure his drives.
... John Daly bet on it.
... it was 2 under on the back nine.
... it has a dogleg to the left.
Nick Faldo is broadcasting live from... my dick.
... hits a wedge 180 yards
... it has no short game.

The funny things is, I don't even know what half of these are supposed to mean.

Anyway, feel free to post your own big dick jokes...Masters edition.

Gin Hahn,
T

UPDATE! I remembered a few more....
My Dick is so big, it has endorsement deals with Cadillac and Nike.
My Dick is so big, it has its own golf cart.