The week that was...

There is always so much going on, so much happening.

I've been riding my new ride and totally digging it. Don't worry- Tatoos are next. I'd say body piercing, but I already have that one...

Speaking of Prince Albert. I saw bits and pieces of the interview with the Royals. As they keep getting older, does anyone actually believe that they have the same father?

Father knows best. Sometimes. Dad, in case you are reading, you may actually be able to get a bike up that hill, but I couldn't sleep with myself if you died trying, so no bet. Sorry.

Sorry seems to be the hardest word, but I generally struggle more with "told you so" not really sure why that is.

Is there something in the air? I know I always complain that its been a long week, but this one felt like it was. And tonight is the first friday night in forever that I get to spend with my Ice, but she has girls only plans, which is cool, and I might meet up with them later, but honestly I'm kinda lost tonight. I rarely have nothing to do (okay, cutting the grass doesn't count-it'll be there tomorrow) and I never have no plans on a Friday night. Oh and don't feel sorry for me and invite me to entertain you, I'm just gonna chillax.

Hillary got funny, which is good, cause she really doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Kinda reminds me of one of my other favorite Comedy Roast Jokes... I'll modify it to Hillary for you. It goes something like she's so not funny that the only funny bone she's got is when mine is... I'll let you finish that one.

Speaking of Penny Marshalls Dick... (Penny Marshall, what were you thinking, I wouldn't fuck Penny Marshall with Penny Marshall's dick) Have you seen Jeff Ross's new show? Its the one with the impersonators- not sure what its called, all I can say is the impersonators suck but it gives the judges a chance to rip on them.

Which reminds me I heard a funny big dick joke, and you know how I love those...

You know how I make my dick 13 inches?
I fold it in half.

Gin Hahn,
T

Oh, I almost forgot about this...

Celebutards be warned...

This little link was passed along by a faithful reader who mentioned that it may be blogworthy. You be the judge.

I say we modify this puppy a bit, instead of food, (obviously that wouldn't work.) place a little bit of whatever illegal substance is popular with Lindsey and Paris and watch the hilarity ensue.

Squirrel Catapult

Gin Hahn,
T

Lesbians like chicks too.

Who knew?

Hotlist

Interestingly, or not really, I don't know a lot of these ladies. and I have to say that this helps prove my theory- guys always get a bad wrap for objectifying women, but we don't do lists like these, and they put these lists in mens magazines, and they sell more copies, but thats because those months the women buy them.

Men don't discriminate and rank women, we just want to see their boobies once.

Gin Hahn,
T

If You See Kaye - The Police (apologies to NWA)

Greetings readers,

Wednesday night, I saw The Police at the Key Arena. They rocked the second half of the show. They are great musicians. Stings voice is amazing. However, during the first half of the show, I did have a few thoughts.

Please warm up before you take the stage. Sure I had the pleasure of only paying $60 per seat to sit in the second to last row at the back of the arena, but for that, I figure I didn't pay to see a rehearsal.

Next time one of my favorite bands decides to tour after a 25 year hiatus, I should just remember their glory days and save the cash.

Do you think they broke up because they can't agree on a tempo?

Do you think they broke up because Stuart and Andy forget to sing backup and only sometimes remember to lip synch when they are supposed to?

My dick is so big, its bigger than Stings ego... (see previous post titled Amen Corner)

Is mid sixties too old to rock?

Is it ironic or painful that the combined age of the three performers onstage is something like 198 and they're singing "de doo doo doo, de da da da"...

Seriously, with people paying $300 a seat, you couldn't afford some new graphics for the big screen, we just got to look at the Synchronicity paint swipes over and over again? OOOhhh, they move now. Cool. My 8 year old did cooler animation on his Italy report. Don't they have powerpoint in the french countryside?

Who hires their son's band that nobody has heard of as the opening act on the biggest tour of the year? Thats good Sting you whore- keep that cash in the family.

Are these songs just too hard to play live?

That being said, I loved the second half of the show.

Gin Hahn,
T

PS- Paris, I know you are waiting for my wrath, but really, I think you've suffered enough. I'll take a pass this time.

Crazy

Wow! I did it!

Last week I took ownership of a motorcycle. Way cool.

Today I was in a Motorcycle Safety Training class all day. Tomorrow I'll be doing the same.

Expect lots of motorcycle crazed postings coming up soon. (Maybe slowly- I'm working til midnight tonight and tomorrow to make up for the lost days of work.)

And sure I'll post a pic.

And, I gotta tell ya... I was having so much fun today, going about 10 mph on a bike. I couldn't wipe the goofy grin off my face no matter how many times I killed it. But I'm getting the hang of it.

You know what they say--Gin Hahn,
T

Can't let this one slide...

As usual of late, I have no time to post, but I can't let the events of the last weekend pass without some type of comment.

Sure, we all saw it coming.
Sure, the whole having your 21st birthday party sponsored by a vodka company was a bad idea.

But seriously, rehab, again? Lindsey, I don't think your parents raised a quitter. Stop listening to your handlers. Try the same type of story Paris tried. Tell them your publicist said it was okay to drive drunk and on coke as long as it was between 4 and 6 am. That's why you were going so fast, right? You needed to get to your dealer and back off the roads before the "no driving while coked up" rules got into place.

And besides, weren't rules made for you to break them? Isn't that why you can go into any club you want, even though the rules for the rest of us is that you have to be 21?

Linds- listen to your boy, don't be a quitter, we need you out there, reminding us how not to act.

Gin Hahn,
T

Sorry

I'll do better. Its been a long month. You should see the fruits of my labors in a bank branch near you though.

A few quick links I've been collecting.

The Encyclopedia of Life

Maplight.org

Gin Hahn,
T

My latest addiction...

Run's House

This show has been cracking me up lately. I love Rev Run's interaction with his kids.

Check it out sometime, they play it several times a day on MTV, VH1 and old ones on BET.

Gin Hahn,
T

Weekly Update

Here's a bit about the last week, hopefully you won't be bored to tears, I know was...

I worked, and then when I had a moment off, I worked.

I did have a chance to have dinner dinner with my cousin one night and my parents another. Both we're very nice evenings, I really appreciate you spending time with me. I also had a chance to watch and coach some baseball games, that was fun, but probably not why you're here, so for the moment enough about me.

In sports news... Our hometown nine is showing signs of life. They've won enough games to be 1/2 game out of first place, but unfortunately they don't have a winning record- could make for a long summer. Our pro football team picked some guys in the draft this weekend, not sure if I should be excited or not, all I know is that they traded their most productive players from the past few seasons to the 49ers for a 4th round draft pick, because he "doesn't" have an attitude problem. And the Sonics may be moving to Las Vegas. Frankly, I think professional sports teams are good for the city. Maybe I'll post about that another time, but if they have to move I'd love to see them go to Vegas. 1. Because I would go watch them from time to time, and 2. Because it would be extremely entertaining to watch the league and the owners try to keep the payers in line in Sin City. I bet you would write daily about the missteps of those childlike millionaires in the land of legalized gambling and strip clubs. If I know anything, I know that athletes and strippers are a match made in heaven. in fact if the team moves there, now that we know there are some gay NBA players- I may have to go and dance. Out of shape white guys need money too.

Some other Vegas news... Apparently Prince who has a running gig at the Rio saw Paris Hilton in the crowd a while back and invited her onstage. Once onstage her brought her to the mic and said something along the lines of let's see if this girl can sing. At which point an embarrassed Ms. Hilton left the stage all shook up, and two songs later left the show.

In other annoying chick news... Rosie O'Donnell is leaving The View. Thank Barbara! Hopefully, I can now get through an episode of the Today show without watching a story about what's happening on the view. To rephrase an old View joke... "If Rosie speaks in the forest, is she still fat and wrong?"

More hot lesbian news... Shakira/Beyonce sex tape.... No, I've never heard that it existed, but I was watching the Beautiful Liar video and thought if I mentioned it, that maybe others would mention it, and before you know it, there would be one. Isn't that how Heather Mills got on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaking of Talentless Money Grubbing Whores.... Feel free to insert your own ex-wife joke here.

Sheryl Crow is going to save the world... apparently one square of TP at a time.

So this week, I'm off to Milwaukee for a few days for work, should be a real blast. Hopefully I'll have some spare time and something worthwhile to say or I'll lose readers faster than a Felix Hernandez fastball.

Gin Hahn,
T

iLike Music!

I love to listen to music on my computer. It gets me through many days in the office, keeps me plugging along when I'm working at home, entertains me while I do the dishes... you get the picture.

The thing is, I get bored. Anyone who's visited knows that I have a pretty extensive playlist, with lots of random stuff. Something like 11,000 songs in my library- I can go 30 days without repeating a track. So to help with my boredom, I've found this new free service. iLike.com. it's a plug in to your iTunes. It compares your music, and what you are listening to to what others are and finds similar stuff, and then makes recommendations. Even better, it shows you links to those suggestions and even free ones that you can download. I downloaded a few free ones today, and I liked them. Not too shabby.

Anyway- this isn't an endorsement, give it a try if you like, if you don't, cool. just don't email me about privacy issues with sharing, or if it crashes your computer- I can't help you with that. If you think want to experience some new music that probably won't hurt your ears- google iLike.

Gin Hahn,
T