Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Really, I was wishing you'd gone away

Sorry- Probably more than 140 characters here.


Shall we talk about TV for a moment? For years, "The Girls Next Door" has been the most annoying half hour on TV. I'm not sure who watches it. It's not guys - we don't mind being teased a bit, but we certainly aren't going to come back week, after week, after week to be teased by some kinda hot but not hot enough to be in the magazine and certainly annoying and whiney and giggly chicks that pretend to be all lovee-dovey with a viagra takin' octogenarian. So who watched this shit? Ladies? Nope- I know you'll are smarter than that.


Anyway, it was a glorious day when the show ended. But now while surfing the net this morning I stumbled across this.


Seriously, yes- I do want you to go away. How did you get engaged when you were dating Hef all these years? Was it all a lie for TV? Say it ain't so. And are you and Holly still hanging together? Thank the maker! Oh, wait, I get to see your workout playlist? Fantastic! I'm stoked! And you get your own reality show? You just realized it's St. Patty's day, and your implants are Irish?


It's good to know that you don't need to be smart, or educated or even pretty to be a star and have america love you.


There's hope for me yet.

Gin Hahn,
T


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