Okay Smart Ass.

Listen up anonymous. Don't entice my pent up lazy ass wrath or you will feel the pain of my....

Whatever. I could give you my excuse for a lack of posts, but truth is the site is ad free and I gots to pay the bills so lately I been bill payin instead of bloggin.

Well that's changin- at least for the moment.

Here is a link that is not safe for work, but cracked my shit up. Warning: If you are a croc lovin' clown faced titty curtain wearer you may be offended by this site. But you probably should visit anyway- its in your best interest.