3 More Notes to Mom and Dad

Appears someone was reading my blog, and sent me a few more messages from that wonderful european vacation...

Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:26 PM
Subject: By The Way


Apparently, when you get back, you'll need to work on finding new moorage for the boat, it seems that the marina frowns upon nude sunbathing. Who knew?

Sent: Wednesday, June 22, 2005 11:10 PM
Subject: Took a night off...


Hi Guys-
Hope you trip is going well.
Everything here is fine- I decided that I needed a little time off from the non stop fun we've been having in your absence so I don't really have a lot to report, except did you know that if you back up the toilet in the upstairs bathroom it leaks right into the kitchen?
The kids say "Hi"-
XOXO-

Sent: Thursday, June 30, 2005 7:51 PM
Subject: Did you know?


Hi guys,
I know your trip is wrapping up, I hope that it is going well. When I stopped by the house today to make sure all the clean up/repairs were finished I noticed that they were demolishing the house next door. Did you know they were doing this?
Oh well- look forward to hearing all about your trip-

Anyway- I think that's the legacy of the trip... I wonder why no one asks me to housesit?

Gin Hahn,
T

I just want 10%

I often wish that I could get paid just 10% of what I save my company each year. 

Anyway here is further proof that AT&T apparently didn't attend the Live Earth concerts. 

(And that I'm not an employe)

300 Page Phone Bills.

How much does it cost to mail a 300 page phone bill? Apparently about $7. 

(Ex-wife take note, you could have stuffed a lot more stuff in that package -- too bad your imagination ran short.) 

Anyway, I think I'm going to throw my hat in at AT&T maybe I could be one of those "consultants" big companies hire. "So I've got this idea, if we switch our billing default to summary billing, and make it so that customers have to request or sign up for itemized billing, we can save... let me see here 250,000 iPhone customers x $7 postage and lets say $3 printing, times 12 times a year.... carry the one..... $30 million a year in cost saves."

Gin Hahn,

T

And on the bass...

How could I leave this behind?

Spinal Tap Live from Live Earth!

Enjoy- Gin Hahn,

T