Thanks to my friends at ESPN... or no thanks, because they didn't hire him for the job. I guess I'll just have to keep dreaming about the legendary in my mind team of Stuart Scott and Bob Barker. Can you imagine if they would then kick over to Kevin Colabro for some NBA analysis?
Dude, that would rock... Only thing that might rock more would be KC doing the play-by-play for the Beyonce/Shakira tape. I know my man would be up for it. (Of course after typing that line, now in my head I hear Chris Berman doing the play by play... Shakira goes back, back, back, back...)
"So I was telling Erika the Jin Hahn story the other day, like I told you. A couple days go by and we were all driving in the car and Samuel started saying “Jin Hahn”, clear as day."
Here's some video of people in line, courtesy of Rolling Stone. That's right, the people who immortalized and revolutionized rock and roll - or at least reported on it. Wow -we've come so far.
Okay- this is my one and only post where I'll even mention his name.
Barry Bonds is approaching Hank Aaron's record of 755 career home runs. That sucks. It's gonna take one hell of a steroided up asterisk in the record books for that puppy. On the bright side, A-rod will probably pass him in a few years, on the down side, A-rod will probably pass him in a few years. Sorry I just think Lame-rod is a bigger dick than I am.
With all the hub-bub this week around the Griffmaster coming back, I'm actually liking him again and forgetting what a self centered headcase he is. At least I always felt like he was trying to win games for the team, as opposed to our current centerfielder.
Did you know that 200,000 people (one-third the population of Seattle) attended last years gay pride festivities in Seattle? Man, that's gay.
Did you know that 1 out of every 150 people in King County is a lawyer? I'll let you insert your own joke here.
So it turns out that the average reader of my blog stays for 37 seconds. When I write more often, that number goes up- but even when I haven't said anything new lately I still get an average of a 37 second stay, which means one of two things- A, you like what I said and will read it again, over and over - or B- my page takes 34 seconds to load and it takes you 3 seconds to figure out there is nothing new here.
Should I write longer posts? Will you stay long enough to read them? Do I care? Should I write, and read them back to see how long it takes and aim for a 37 second window? If I did, what would I assume about the reading level of my visitors? After all, I assume you are fairly well read, have at least a fourth grade education, and lets face it- I don't really write a t a much higher level than that.
Anyway, since I like making lists - here's a list of future entries that have been running around in my mind- maybe if I list them here I won't forget.
Best songwriting teams Songs on my mindpod Best rain songs My latest love (She's gotta cold heart, but I can melt it)
There is always so much going on, so much happening.
I've been riding my new ride and totally digging it. Don't worry- Tatoos are next. I'd say body piercing, but I already have that one...
Speaking of Prince Albert. I saw bits and pieces of the interview with the Royals. As they keep getting older, does anyone actually believe that they have the same father?
Father knows best. Sometimes. Dad, in case you are reading, you may actually be able to get a bike up that hill, but I couldn't sleep with myself if you died trying, so no bet. Sorry.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word, but I generally struggle more with "told you so" not really sure why that is.
Is there something in the air? I know I always complain that its been a long week, but this one felt like it was. And tonight is the first friday night in forever that I get to spend with my Ice, but she has girls only plans, which is cool, and I might meet up with them later, but honestly I'm kinda lost tonight. I rarely have nothing to do (okay, cutting the grass doesn't count-it'll be there tomorrow) and I never have no plans on a Friday night. Oh and don't feel sorry for me and invite me to entertain you, I'm just gonna chillax.
Hillary got funny, which is good, cause she really doesn't seem to have much of a sense of humor. Kinda reminds me of one of my other favorite Comedy Roast Jokes... I'll modify it to Hillary for you. It goes something like she's so not funny that the only funny bone she's got is when mine is... I'll let you finish that one.
Speaking of Penny Marshalls Dick... (Penny Marshall, what were you thinking, I wouldn't fuck Penny Marshall with Penny Marshall's dick) Have you seen Jeff Ross's new show? Its the one with the impersonators- not sure what its called, all I can say is the impersonators suck but it gives the judges a chance to rip on them.
Which reminds me I heard a funny big dick joke, and you know how I love those...
You know how I make my dick 13 inches? I fold it in half.
This little link was passed along by a faithful reader who mentioned that it may be blogworthy. You be the judge.
I say we modify this puppy a bit, instead of food, (obviously that wouldn't work.) place a little bit of whatever illegal substance is popular with Lindsey and Paris and watch the hilarity ensue.
Interestingly, or not really, I don't know a lot of these ladies. and I have to say that this helps prove my theory- guys always get a bad wrap for objectifying women, but we don't do lists like these, and they put these lists in mens magazines, and they sell more copies, but thats because those months the women buy them.
Men don't discriminate and rank women, we just want to see their boobies once.
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